Oh snap!

A moment ago, I was just wondering to myself about what Lil' Kim was up to these days. So, I decided to give the ho a Google, and discovered that unfortunately, Black Barbie appears to be a bit on the defective side.

The last time I personally had to deal with leaking boobies, I had to carry my lactating, drunk-ass cousin up some stairs after a Bachelorette party.

I'm not making this up y'all. I kind of wish I were.